THE CLOTHING MAKES THE MAN
In this week’s Torah portion, the Torah discusses the special clothing that is worn by the kohanim, the descendants of Aaron. In the times of the Mishkan (Tabernacle) and Beis HaMikdash (Holy Temple), the kohanim were the ones to do the avodah, ritual service. While performing the services, they had to wear special clothing.
There is a similar concept in the secular world. Many professional are expected to wear special clothing in honor of their work.
Note: The jokes below are not intended to disparage any profession.
What type of sweater does a police officer wear?
A PULL OVER!
What type of jacket does a firefighter wear?
A BLAZER!
What type of pants does a DNA specialist wear?
JEANS!
And finally, what does a lawyer wear to court?
A LAW-SUIT!
by Yaakov Moskowitz
Nicholas
says:So, Ha Shem goes to the Germans & says “Would you like any MITVAH’S commandments, ? the Germans reply “Why would we want commandments ?,we are the greatest engineers in the world, we can make anything we want”! So then Ha Shem goes to the Arabs & Says would you like any MITZVAH’S (commandments) ? In reply the proud MUFTI says “Allah Wack-bah” We the ARAVIM are the greatest cheats & thieve’s on earth, If we want anything we can just STAEL it, !! SO — Finally Ha Shem goes to the JEWS & ask’s “MITZVAH’S —- “Would you like some” ? The reply came “How much” ? — & a voice came back,”Well, they’re free,”from me to YOU,,! (Answer) — “WE’LL TAKE 1O ! !