The people in the times of Noach were guilty of many severe sins. However, the sin that clinched their destruction was the sin of robbery.
What was the most popular football team in Noach’s time?
THE STEALERS
Noach warned the people that if they didn’t start behaving, they would find themselves in hot water. Well, the people didn’t listen to Noach and Planet Earth turned into a humongous washing machine; the hot water of the flood cleansed the world of all impurity. This calls for a washing machine joke.
There was once a man who had a very original way of making a living. He would go to laundromats and wait for the people to put their clothing into the washing machine. After the clothing was in the machine, he would search the pockets for all the money that was left inside the pockets. Any money that he found he kept for himself. This would go on day after day, year after year, and he soon became filthy rich.
One day, a cop noticed what he was doing and arrested him. He asked the cop, “Excuse me Officer, but what am I doing wrong?”
The officer replied, “YOU ARE GUILTY OF MONEY LAUNDERING!”
Rabbi Yaakov Moskowitz
